1st Assignment [Audio post/locked to Hostiles.]

[the_brains_best]

My name is Madame Rouge. I am seeking known villians known as hostiles. I have been given information from my partner, but I require knowledge on local heroes. I am on route to Tet'a. Vhat resources are available for ones such as us? I request quick responses.

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[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

MADAM ROUGE!

[Choir of cheering Billies]

Remember me? It's Billy Numerous!

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

[Oh yes. She remembers you, somewhat. Her displeased tone makes that clear.]

Yes. You followed Jinx, did you not?

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Pft, that traitor.

Witch.

Dyke!

She sold us out to cover her own scrawny butt!

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

Yes, I remember. And perhaps she is due her punishment. If she is here t'at is.

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Funny you should mention that~

[Attached: location Data for "The Magical Teashop"]

That two faced witch is usually hanging around her fancy pancy teashop.

Yuck!

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

[Attachment: Received.]

Hmm. Perhaps I shall pay her a visit t'en. T'ank you, Billy Numerous. Perhaps you are not as idiotic as I once t'ought.

[usourselveswe.livejournal.com]

Heh heh heh, no problem lady!

Yeah, good luck!

Hurry up Billy! We gotta get good seats for this one!

Right behind you Billy!

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

I need no luck. And she vill be no problem for me.

[showtimetodie.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, we're all villains. We run around carrying cards that say "villain" on it! We even have our own trade union!

That's how you know we're, you know, evil.

Because we're villains.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

Villian is vhat the so called heroes, call us no? Ve seek to disrupt the order of cities, nations, vorlds. Is that not accurate?

[showtimetodie.livejournal.com]

My dear, I've been called a lot of things. I just know a cliche when I see it.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

And vhat cliche are you?

[showtimetodie.livejournal.com]

That's no fun.

Anyway, just trying to make you be a little self aware about things.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

Consider me avare t'en. May I know your name?

[showtimetodie.livejournal.com]

Kurata Akihiro.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

T'en is is a pleasure to meet you Kurata Akihiro.

[showtimetodie.livejournal.com]

Of course it is.

So, tell me, what's a semi-interesting woman like yourself planning to do next?

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

I am on my vay to visit somevone.

[beats-rock.livejournal.com]

Madam Rouge huh? Wow. Pretty heavy hitter from my world no less.

I'm Paper. I work at a hotel that specially caters to hostiles. No questions asked, nice place to keep your head down between crimes and all.

Or you could stick it out for your own, it's not like property is hard to come by out there.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

A hotel for villains? That sounds promising.

Paper you say? And vhat is your power?

[beats-rock.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if you want to look...

[Attached: Lightpost data and location information]

You can talk to the boss too, he knows all sorts of stuff about the digital world I guess.

Oh um, well I can stretch and go flat, fold up, manipulate paper and stuff. I studied at the HIVE academy.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I vill contact your employer about t'is.

And your powers are...similar to my own in vays. HIVE academy? Do you know of Jinx t'en?

[beats-rock.livejournal.com]

Huh, yeah I guess. I mean we never hung out but she was always strutting around, top of her class, best grades and stuff. Big deal.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

I see. T'ank you for the information.

[whoisslade.livejournal.com]

Madame Rouge.

Your reputation precedes you.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

And you are?

[whoisslade.livejournal.com]

I am known as Slade.

You may have heard of me.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

I have heard of you. The Brain sought you out to join us but you vere not found.

It vould seem t'ere are many of us here. And not many Titans.

[whoisslade.livejournal.com]

More then you would think. There are Titans here from other universes, as well as heroes who have taken the mantel of Titans for this world.

And more then enough unaffiliated heroes who would stand in the way of those of us who perform as we do.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

T'en perhaps a decrease in their population is called for, no?

[whoisslade.livejournal.com]

A proposal I am always in favor of.

Beware though, this world has rules to it that those who have been here longer understand. Rules that can be used to their advantage in battle. Emotions are the strongest power of all ironically considering this is a world made of data.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

Emotions are power?

It vould seem I vill need to learn these rules if I vish to get rid of t'ese heroes.

[whoisslade.livejournal.com]

Indeed. That little tidbit I extend to you as a professional courtesy.

This however, is an offering of good will. The native monsters of this world are powerful. The power behind this worlds creation has weakened the strength and abilities of those from other worlds so that the monsters are stronger.

Your own partner's strength is tied to your emotions.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

I vill remember t'at. He vill be trained vith me t'en.

[robotnik-mkii.livejournal.com]

More mischief makers.

Always fun.

[the-brains-best.livejournal.com]

Mischief if for children. I cause mayhem and panic.

T'ought it is alvays nice to find fellow villains. May I ask your name?